we have done the impossible

captainamericasbiggestfan:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

mranthonyeffingstark:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

((Greatest scene in a movie ever.))

(This is totally Coulson and Fury. I have deemed it so.)

((Oh my lord…))

Fury: Coulson, where’s my eyepatch and leather coat?

Coulson: What’s that, boss?

Fury: Where is my eyepatch and my mutherfucking leather coat?

Coulson: I put them away, sir.

Fury: Where?

Coulson: I’m kinda busy right now, boss, why do you need to find them now?

Fury: I need my eyepatch and leather jacket, Coulson.

Coulson: No, wait. You’re not going out, are you? Director, we have been planning this meeting with the Committee for two months!

Fury: Coulson, the public is in danger!

Coulson: My brain is in danger of having to deal with these people by myself!

Fury: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEPATCH IS COULSON! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!

Coulson: Greater good? I AM your ONE GOOD EYE! I’M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!

(via move-the-stars-for-no-one)