((Greatest scene in a movie ever.))
(This is totally Coulson and Fury. I have deemed it so.)
((Oh my lord…))
Fury: Coulson, where’s my eyepatch and leather coat?
Coulson: What’s that, boss?
Fury: Where is my eyepatch and my mutherfucking leather coat?
Coulson: I put them away, sir.
Coulson: I’m kinda busy right now, boss, why do you need to find them now?
Fury: I need my eyepatch and leather jacket, Coulson.
Coulson: No, wait. You’re not going out, are you? Director, we have been planning this meeting with the Committee for two months!
Fury: Coulson, the public is in danger!
Coulson: My brain is in danger of having to deal with these people by myself!
Fury: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEPATCH IS COULSON! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
Coulson: Greater good? I AM your ONE GOOD EYE! I’M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!